Sweltering heat to... Central heating...

I'm not really sure what is upsetting me the most right at this moment in time...

Whether its returning from the BOILING hot 40degrees of Montenegro to:

a) the cold and grey dullness of London

b) the rain that fell upon my forehead as soon as I stepped out of the airport (whilst still in my new flip flops)

c) OR the delightful pool of cat sick on my bed that Chi left as a present for my return.

 

 

 

Yeah, it kinda has to be C really doesn't it?

Are all vandals this thick?

As I left Tesco's today - I saw a car that was parked up and it had a parking ticket on it.
Generally, you can stay for 2 or 3 hours in the supermarket car park and then they ticket you.

Someone... had then vandalised the front of the car by scratching the following into the owners bonnet. They obviously thought they were clever in doing this.
However, their spelling let them down just a little...

"YOUR SCUM"

Apostrophe anyone?

All I can say is if you TRY to be clever.. then at least BE CLEVER.. not a dumb ass!
Also, how about doing vandalism somewhere where there isn't constant CCTV in action.

Talk about dumb and dumber.

I nearly took a picture of it but got scared and thought someone would think I had done it.

London Photographer I met today

I'm not sure if i'm buzzing off the course I attended this morning...
Or if their coffee they provided was stonkingly good...
Perhaps its a little of both.

However, i'm racing in 5th gear at the moment.. totally excited, inspired, buuzzzinnnnggggggg..

I'll write more on the course later... Women in Business.. trust me..Inspiring

However, 1 woman I met - I have now dubbed her as my favouritest favourite photographer...
Like ever...

Ok, well maybe for now :-)

There's something simplistic yet beautiful about how she captures her photos.
The was something special about her too.
She had amazing natural yet contained energy.

Her name is Laura Mtungwazi and her photography can be found here:
http://www.lkmphotography.com

Invasion of the moths!

.. I'd like to start by saying... I like moths.

I like all animals and insects (for the most part)...

But right now I am pissed off with ALL the moths!
They have saturated my flat and are making me wholly unhappy.

They are everywhere!
They fly into my head when i am typing. Land on my legs or feet and freak me out.

They wake up the cat when she's sleeping by buzzing around her ears.
She repays this by stalking them, hunting them, catching them and then eating them.

I think there may actually be a moth colony in my flat.
Do they even live in colonies?

Now anyone who REALLY knows me... knows how much i love socks.
I have a good few hundred pairs of socks.
Some might even say i have an un-natural penchant for the sock..

Well...

The moths are eating my socks like its a free giveaway at mcdonalds as soon as school is out.
I've lost count how many moths have had to die over this matter.

LEAVE THE SOCKS ALONG YOU SOFT WING PANSY ARSED INSECTS WITH BIG EYES.

I don't think it's right I'm so pissed off with moths.. Maybe I need to talk to someone about this.

AND NO....

I won't be purchasing MOTH BALLS.
They are proper rank.
They are for old people and people who have lost ALL sense of smell in their nostrils.
Moth balls STINK.

I'll stick to the traditional method of catch, splat and apologising profusely to the dead moth.

 

Exercise update

Soooo... Last week was a complete exercise write off, simply due to too much work and not enough time!

Besides last monday when I played basketball with Men for 2 hours, I did NOTHING else the whole week. I didn't so much as sniff the gym!

 

This week has been ..ummm marginally better!

MONDAY: Basketball with men, 2 hours, hot and sweaty!

WEDS: Gym, running and weights

THURS: Basketball 2 on 2 for 1.5 hours, hot and sweaty
FRI: Intention is to run on the road for the first time!!!!

..I'd like to say next week i'll be back on week six of my running programme..
However, i'll be on holiday, sipping cocktails on a beach and swimming in the sea..
Very litte running will be had me thinks :-/

Broken fingers...

.. Are not big, clever or funny.

 

Infact, they fucking hurt...

 

A LOT!

No crisps this week!

Besides TV... I have 1 other addiction...
CRISPS!!

... I decided on monday to not eat crisps for a whole week.

 

I lasted one whole day!

That's pretty pathetic isn't it?

 

I just ate 4 bags of walkers lite (like that makes any difference) back to back.
Not to mention the 2 I ate after lunch!

 

I think I may have an eating disorder....
In that I can't stop eating!

 

Or i'm just a fat greedy git.

Probably the latter.