I'm just sat here watching Victoria Beckhams Fly on the wall documentary about her arrival in LA.
All I can say is that girl is good value for money.
I'd even go so far as to say frigging hilarious.
She puts tongue in its cheek like no one else i've seen in ages.
And anyone who can laugh at themselves and call themselves a cock, esp on TV... Rules!
Her PA is adorable!
This is gonna be a good series... Pisses all over Jordan and Peters fly on the wall poop.
Victoria Beckham is funny funny funny.
More of this please.
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Know where you are going
I have this stuck on my wall in front of my desk - keeps me on point.
I believe it to be true.
Many years ago, the commencement speaker at a prestigious university asked all members of the graduating class who had a definite plan for their lives to hold up their hands. As he looked around the room, only three hands were raised.
Twenty-five years later, when the class held a reunion, the combined net worth of those three individuals exceeded that of the remainder of the class.
People who know where they are going always achieve far greater levels of success than those who merely drift through life, expecting circumstances to create opportunities for them. Successful people create their own opportunities by focusing on goals with an intensity that borders on obsession.
In this way, every action moves them toward their goal.
I believe it to be true.
Many years ago, the commencement speaker at a prestigious university asked all members of the graduating class who had a definite plan for their lives to hold up their hands. As he looked around the room, only three hands were raised.
Twenty-five years later, when the class held a reunion, the combined net worth of those three individuals exceeded that of the remainder of the class.
People who know where they are going always achieve far greater levels of success than those who merely drift through life, expecting circumstances to create opportunities for them. Successful people create their own opportunities by focusing on goals with an intensity that borders on obsession.
In this way, every action moves them toward their goal.
Little things that amuse me
Today I had to call a venue to confirm a booking for one of my events.
The person I had to talk to was called Mr All Cock.
As I left a message for him on the voice mail and said his name out loud...
I dared not to look at Hannah who was at this point sat besides me - pissing herself laughing.
I dared not to look at Hannah who was at this point sat besides me - pissing herself laughing.
That would not have been professional.
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In the car back from Glasgow last weekend I was bored so i decided to read the map...
I found a town called 'Lickey End'.
Jitka nearly crashed my car she was laughing so much.
The little things....
Remzilla